THE BANK'S CHRISTMAS MASH UP- INNIT!
The Bank’s mash up this crimbo was like well sick man. We ‘ad all the crew pitch up...700 party hearty martys underneath the arches of Southwark Bridge. It was a bit parky so I fired up some oil drums...you could sit in the caravan if you wanted...as long as you were a VIP (very important pikey)...and try not to be nicked by the old bill...of which there were plenty...
Vicky Pollard chipped up...and that slag Lauren...whatever!
The Cheeky Girls were well fit and Chav and Dave couldn’t stop singing...more rabbit than Sainsbury’s those two...talk about give it a rest that geezer from Blue got on the stage an all...Lee or somefink...but totally no doubt the boys and girls of the night were as per...The Bank choir who belted out their traditional crimbo number ‘Fairytale in New York’. Backing track recorded at Abbey Road...Oasis complained about the noise of course!
Anyway we only banged up a poster outside which looked a bit Banksy like...the next day we’ve got his agent on the blower....that interweb whassit was buzzin’ with all sorts of geek comments...I mean leave it out sunbeam!
The party was well pimped up by the press
"... ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING CHRISTMAS PARTIES OF THE YEAR..."
EVENT MAGAZINE
View full News list